batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

istalkfashion › pasiph-ae

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bewareofthegoldfish › nickholmes

nickholmes: The last thing you will ever see.

edwardspoonhands ‹ thenoblehelium

justicetotherescue ‹ luxstellum

funny-pictures-uk › penishole

funny-pictures-uk: Accurate.

perdu- › moleculess

moleculess: [Anna Peters]

I’m inhaling this midol shit as if it were candy.

princesspolly:

if your main aim in life is to get retweets from celebrities i seriously recommend you do some re-evaluating